“Lost 30 lbs fast, chop off your leg!” XD OH MY GOD, I CAN’T EVEN
“The sexiest sex to sex after sex”
Death stalks you
“Do cupcakes make good boyfriends?”
“I Had To Pay For My Own Drink” One Woman’s Horror Haha
This is what I see.
Bahahaha true story
reblogging for cupcakes making good boyfriends.
Please. Please. please don’t ever tickle my prostate with an egg beater.
oh my god this is great